How do various characters fart?

Everybody farts, there are no excuses. But there are people who are polite, rude, who are actors, and their reaction when they fart is different.

Here is list of how people with different characters fart.

1. Polite person - he farts and says "Pardon me!"
2. Cynic - he farts and looks you in the eyes
3. Cavalier - he lets lady to fart first
4. Gourmand - he farts for his own pleasure
5. Emotional person - he farts and says "Oh!"
6. Idealist - he farts for his own belief
7. Happy person - he farts and says "Who farts, means no evil"
8. Sentimental - he farts and thinks it how good it would be if he didn't farted
9. Nitwit - he farts a little bit whole day
10. Dupe - he farts and thinks that he's done a great thing
11. Well educated - before he farts, he asks for permission
12. Rowdy - when he farts, windows shake
13. Realist - he considers farting for normal behaviour
14. Impatient - he can't wait to fart
15. Egoist - he farts only for himself
16. Pessimist - he wants to fart and already he thinks he craped his pants
17. Hypocritical (doublefaced) - he farts and asks who farted
18. Discrete person - he farts and says "This is between us, don't tell anyone"
19. Fellow person - he gives others the oportunity to fart, not just him
20. Careless person - he farts and craps in pants
21. Snob - he only farts in wealthy and respectable company
22. Actor - he farts, and waits for applause
23. Sportsman - if someone farts, he'll fart twice, just to be better

There, I hope you liked it.

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